Contact lenses solution first half gone in 3 days but you give it a magic shake and those drops you hear sloshing around give you at least a week more

I'm supposed to leave in ten mins and I have not gotten dressed or done any of the things :derpyupsidedown:

I think I'm gonna make a song my ringtone again

@Dayglochainsaw @em I guess it depends on where the knob is because there's no way I'd think it was easier to get down on my knees and reach behind the toilet than to just have a jugthat I fill up when I wash my hands etc

@Dayglochainsaw @em you can just pour water down it fyi. The water doesn't have to come from the tank

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It's just easy to call something cute and then feel more affection for it and it makes me feel happy lol it's a weird emotional hack I do. I'll just make stuff super girly and it really makes me happy idk why

I've been into labeling things cute lately just to make ordinary stuff feel good. Cute lotion. Cute water bottle. Cute pillow. Cute vitamins.

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WHY DO AIRPLANE PILOT MICS ALWAYS PEAK SO MUCHHHH its so LOUD

Honestly I'm kinda radically ready to fall like head over heels obsessive in love with someone I think

Honestly i couldn't even finish that sentence without having second thoughts :derpyupsidedown:

prepping, exploitive relationship 

@slipperywerm to ive seen this episode it's so uncomfortable

All the things seag said all the things seag said

@nohomosuperior sappho style liberalism... Is that like when sappho audited a Plato lecture or something

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